You may have caught the losing end of the election, but you know you're not really going to stay away for good. So maintain your US based financial accounts while you're shamed into relocating. Send insurance claim forms back to the US while you're figuring out how to get in on that sweet, sweet, Canadian socialized medicine. Correspond with friends back home telling them about grabbing a Royale with Cheese with Samuel L. Jackson ('cause you guys are #expats together). Or send certified mail to your voting district asking them for a recount so you can please come home. Send it through us and we'll print it and mail it from inside the USA for a lower total cost of mailing.